2024 Tesla Cybertruck BASE
Tesla Cybertruck Details
Automatic
Electric Motor
Stainless Steel
AWD
Electric
16,662 Miles
Black
JR250318A
7G2CEHED8RA052011
Leatherette
BASE
Estimated Payment
$0 / month
About This 2024 Tesla Cybertruck
Summary
FOOLISH MORTALS! BEHOLD THE ULTIMATE WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION!
Tremble before the might of this 2024 Tesla Cybertruck BASE - a vessel of conquest worthy of my evil empire! With only 16,458 miles of galactic domination on its odometer, this METALLIC BEAST OF TERROR is primed to crush my enemies beneath its angular wheels of doom!
Powered by the dark forces of electricity and equipped with an All-Wheel-Drive system more powerful than a squadron of my battle cruisers, this CYBERNETIC FORTRESS delivers a ride so smooth and silent, my victims won't hear me coming until it's TOO LATE! MWAHAHAHA!
Step inside my mobile command center and sink into the luxurious leather seats - as comfortable as my throne room, yet practical enough for extended campaigns of UNIVERSAL DOMINATION! The advanced navigation system will guide me to every corner of the galaxy where Buzz Lightyear DARES to show his pathetic face!
Even the coldest reaches of space cannot defeat me with the heated steering wheel - keeping my grip firm and my evil plans warm! The backup camera provides perfect surveillance capabilities, ensuring no toy escapes my watchful gaze when I'm maneuvering this ANGULAR WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!
The futuristic design isn't merely aesthetic - it's PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE! Its durable exterior can withstand the futile attacks of Star Command, while striking fear into the hearts of all who witness its magnificence!
With a CARFAX Clean Report (because even evil emperors demand quality documentation), you can trust that this vehicle of villainy is ready for countless schemes of planetary conquest!
This is not mere transportation, you insignificant toy - this is the CHARIOT OF YOUR FUTURE OVERLORD! Embrace the darkness and join my fleet of electric evil!
SURRENDER YOUR CREDIT SCORE TO ZURG!
*Price negotiable for fellow members of the Evil Emperor's Retirement Association
Packages
**Equipment listed is based on original vehicle build and subject to change. Please confirm the accuracy of the included equipment by calling the dealer prior to purchase.**
Additional Information
*Portable Audio Connection* *Backup Camera* ***Apple Car Play / Android Auto*** *Clean History* *Multi-Zone Climate Control* *Crusie Control* *Bluetooth (Hands Free)* **Heated and Cool Seats** **Heated Steering Wheel** *Keyless Entry* *Leather* Spray-In Liner *Navigation* *One Owner* *Power Locks* *Power Windows* *Premium Audio / Sound* *Security System* *Steering Wheel Controls* *Sunroof* Premium Tri-Fold Tonneau Cover *Trailer / Tow Hitch* *USB Charging Ports* *WI-FI Hotspot*
Lynch Ford of Mukwonago is a family-owned and operated dealership since 1957. Our dealerships are located throughout Wisconsin, including Lynch GM Superstore in Burlington, Lynch Chevrolet of Mukwonago, Lynch Chrysler Dodge Jeep RAM in Mukwonago, Lynch Ford of Mukwonago, Lynch Buick GMC of West Bend, and Lynch Chevrolet of Kenosha.
We strive to provide excellent customer service and the best car-buying experience. At our dealerships, we love our furry friends and offer pet-friendly environments, so bring your pet along with you when you come to visit us! With every service visit, you'll receive a free car wash, and with every vehicle purchase, you’ll Receive our Lynch Protect Program, which includes one year of Tire, Windshield, and Paint Protection. Lynch, has you protected! We are proud to support local communities and schools, and we have received excellent reviews on Google. For the best car buying experience, come to Lynch Family of Dealerships!
At Lynch Ford of Mukwonago, we are committed to providing our customers with the best car-buying experience possible. We offer our exclusive 'Lynch Easy Price', which uses real-time internet price comparisons and state-of-the-art technology to monitor pricing trends and make sure you get the best competitive price and value. We have one of the largest inventories of new and pre-owned vehicles in the state, and all of our used vehicles are inspected for safety and quality by factory-trained technicians. We also use our strong relationships with over 20 financial institutions to provide you with the most competitive financing terms available. Visit us in Mukwonago today to experience the Lynch difference!
FOOLISH MORTALS! BEHOLD THE ULTIMATE WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION!
Tremble before the might of this 2024 Tesla Cybertruck BASE - a vessel of conquest worthy of my evil empire! With only 16,458 miles of galactic domination on its odometer, this METALLIC BEAST OF TERROR is primed to crush my enemies beneath its angular wheels of doom!
Powered by the dark forces of electricity and equipped with an All-Wheel-Drive system more powerful than a squadron of my battle cruisers, this CYBERNETIC FORTRESS delivers a ride so smooth and silent, my victims won't hear me coming until it's TOO LATE! MWAHAHAHA!
Step inside my mobile command center and sink into the luxurious leather seats - as comfortable as my throne room, yet practical enough for extended campaigns of UNIVERSAL DOMINATION! The advanced navigation system will guide me to every corner of the galaxy where Buzz Lightyear DARES to show his pathetic face!
Even the coldest reaches of space cannot defeat me with the heated steering wheel - keeping my grip firm and my evil plans warm! The backup camera provides perfect surveillance capabilities, ensuring no toy escapes my watchful gaze when I'm maneuvering this ANGULAR WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!
The futuristic design isn't merely aesthetic - it's PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE! Its durable exterior can withstand the futile attacks of Star Command, while striking fear into the hearts of all who witness its magnificence!
With a CARFAX Clean Report (because even evil emperors demand quality documentation), you can trust that this vehicle of villainy is ready for countless schemes of planetary conquest!
This is not mere transportation, you insignificant toy - this is the CHARIOT OF YOUR FUTURE OVERLORD! Embrace the darkness and join my fleet of electric evil!
SURRENDER YOUR CREDIT SCORE TO ZURG!
*Price negotiable for fellow members of the Evil Emperor's Retirement Association
Packages
**Equipment listed is based on original vehicle build and subject to change. Please confirm the accuracy of the included equipment by calling the dealer prior to purchase.**
Additional Information
*Portable Audio Connection* *Backup Camera* ***Apple Car Play / Android Auto*** *Clean History* *Multi-Zone Climate Control* *Crusie Control* *Bluetooth (Hands Free)* **Heated and Cool Seats** **Heated Steering Wheel** *Keyless Entry* *Leather* Spray-In Liner *Navigation* *One Owner* *Power Locks* *Power Windows* *Premium Audio / Sound* *Security System* *Steering Wheel Controls* *Sunroof* Premium Tri-Fold Tonneau Cover *Trailer / Tow Hitch* *USB Charging Ports* *WI-FI Hotspot*
Lynch Ford of Mukwonago is a family-owned and operated dealership since 1957. Our dealerships are located throughout Wisconsin, including Lynch GM Superstore in Burlington, Lynch Chevrolet of Mukwonago, Lynch Chrysler Dodge Jeep RAM in Mukwonago, Lynch Ford of Mukwonago, Lynch Buick GMC of West Bend, and Lynch Chevrolet of Kenosha.
We strive to provide excellent customer service and the best car-buying experience. At our dealerships, we love our furry friends and offer pet-friendly environments, so bring your pet along with you when you come to visit us! With every service visit, you'll receive a free car wash, and with every vehicle purchase, you’ll Receive our Lynch Protect Program, which includes one year of Tire, Windshield, and Paint Protection. Lynch, has you protected! We are proud to support local communities and schools, and we have received excellent reviews on Google. For the best car buying experience, come to Lynch Family of Dealerships!
At Lynch Ford of Mukwonago, we are committed to providing our customers with the best car-buying experience possible. We offer our exclusive 'Lynch Easy Price', which uses real-time internet price comparisons and state-of-the-art technology to monitor pricing trends and make sure you get the best competitive price and value. We have one of the largest inventories of new and pre-owned vehicles in the state, and all of our used vehicles are inspected for safety and quality by factory-trained technicians. We also use our strong relationships with over 20 financial institutions to provide you with the most competitive financing terms available. Visit us in Mukwonago today to experience the Lynch difference!
Features & Options
- Lane departure prevention
- Forward collision mitigation with pedestrian impact prevention
- Pedestrian impact prevention
- Automatic curve slowdown cruise control
- Rear mounted camera
- Adaptive cruise control with stop and go
- Full service internet access
- Predictive brake assist system
- Cruise control with steering wheel mounted controls
- Ventilated driver and front passenger seats
- Integrated navigation system with voice activation
- Heated steering wheel
- Rear entertainment system with digital media player
- Heated driver and front passenger seats
- Heated rear seats
- Leatherette front seat upholstery
- Primary monitor touchscreen
- Rear collision warning
- First and second-row fixed laminated glass sunroof
- Driver seat power reclining
- lumbar support
- cushion tilt
- fore/aft control and height adjustable control
- Automatic full-time AWD
- Front wireless smart device charging
- Cabin camera
- Driver attention alert
- Restricted driving mode/alerts
- Forward facing traffic camera
- Proximity key for doors and hands-free start
- Keyfob window control
- Keycard activated door locks
- Aerial view camera
- Left and right blind spot view
- Predictive ride suspension
- NACS (J3400) DC fast charge connector
- Bidirectional charging capability
- Automatic brake hold
- Plug and charge
- Video-feed rearview mirror
- Wireless audio streaming
- Power rear child safety door locks
- Remote-activated interior climate preconditioning
- Smart device-as-key proximity door locks
- Front mounted camera
- Right side camera
- Pickup box camera
- Left side camera
- Blind spot warning
- Traffic sign recognition
- Following distance alert
- Trailer light test
- Dual-zone front climate control
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